Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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