I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
This is classic penis vs brain.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
tell me about the fingering
Randomize