He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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