I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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