remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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