dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
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