And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
either way he was missing a nipple.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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