I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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