Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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