Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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