just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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