Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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