Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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