i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
Randomize
