she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
Randomize
