You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
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