Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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