M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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