No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Randomize
