I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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