I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
We had to coat check the pizza.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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