My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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