Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
We don't watch enough power rangers
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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