you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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