I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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