I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Randomize
