dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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