Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
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I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
50% drunk capacity currently
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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