I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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