you're like a bully in the Christmas story
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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