I've blown a few things in my day
found the other keg... it's in the tree
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
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