He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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