alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
sex in a hospital.. check
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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