if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
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