awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
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