i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
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