We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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