I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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