Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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