just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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