i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
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