we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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