so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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