'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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