i just google imaged poop.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Randomize
