Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
The ass gains better be worth it
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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