They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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