I wanna bring you to show and tell
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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