We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
It was like giving head to a cactus.
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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