Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
Randomize
