the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
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