You're so nebulous sometimes
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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