Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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