I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
Randomize