Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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