I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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