everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
tell your sister to shave her snatch
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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